Saturday, April 14, 2012

God does exist!!!!

      OK let me start of by saying that I believed in God well before my thoughts below and that was never in question. I am writing this partly for humor and partly to get some people thinking if they have any doubt. Tonight My stepdaughter has a friend over and upon going to sleep they insisted on sleeping in this really tiny stupid cardboard house that you buy and put together at hobby lobby. So we throw it in the room with them. I go to the bathroom to shave my head and hear them being a little to loud, to keep them from waking the little one I open the door and tell them to be quieter. Upon doing this I see that they have moved the small cardboard house on top of the bed and they are both in it fighting over non existent space and about to topple it into the floor with the lot of them!
      I just smile and giggle a little on the inside then I think to myself, The chicken had to of came before the egg and this is proof. I have always looked at the "which came first" question as a metaphor for is there a God. So here is the short as possible rundown. If the egg came first or if we just evolved as babies or something, because there is no way we would evolve as an adult. Then we would certainly die before maturity. Seriously children do retarded things!!! Don't think so? Watch a 3 year old for like 10 minutes and you will get it! It isn't because they are destined to be dumb forever its just they have yet to learn the things in life that tell us not to do some of that crap. We know not to touch a red burning stove its how, a child however may not know that until they burn them self. Luckily we are here to kiss the boo boo and bandage it and take them to the ER when they do this stupid stuff.
     Dare I even need to go into how would we not have been eating by predators for being loud crying in the middle of the night etc. If we were lucky enough to live through that surely we would die by trying to pet the nice kitty (Lion) when we were like 3.  Driving down the road today I saw some kid in Science Hill sitting on a large motorcycle, he was probably 5 and he was rocking it back and forth side to side. I said to my wife, if he is lucky enough to live after that falls with him on it he will probably have  lifelong limp. Just another example is all I am saying.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hall Of fame or bust, Axel Chose bust!

In a move that some people would find as the most anti-establishment declaration ever made Axel Rose sent a letter to the hall declining their invitation to be inducted, and in fact asked that they NOT induct him. Sorry, for those of you who were wishing for a reunion of any sorts it just doesn't look like its going to happen. For me that is A-OK, and here is why. First of all before I start let me just say that Axel is not the first to do this, in fact the Sex Pistols have declined in the past and I would expect that from an anti-establishment punk band. Axel?
      He doesn't seem to be anything but a female donkey. Don't get me wrong I love the music the original group created and let me be clear THE ORIGINAL GROUP. The stuff Axel is doing now stinks of rotten potatoes, and he seems to have lost the ability to sing which is probably the main reason I have no desire for them to reunite. Of course another reason I have no desire is that if they were to do so everyone in their brother would feel the need to buy an overpriced ticket, and when they couldn't get it from Ticketmaster they would seek stub hub or something and pay 22 times over the face price. Then on concert day if you were lucky enough for Axel to grace the stage he might sing 2 songs yell an exploitative and leave... It's inevitable someones face would probably get burned half off and there would be riots.
      At my ripe old age of almost 30 I just don't think I could go through all of that and make no mistake despite my disdain for that possible scenario I would likely be in the mix with a large group of friends unable to keep myself away. The hall has elected to go ahead and induct him with the rest of the band anyway regardless of his request, though he will not be in attendance, or at least so he says. It wouldn't suprise me however if he showed up anyway and created some sort of scene, that's just Axel Rose for you. Why does everyone love to hate the biggest Donkey in Rock & Roll?

Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Day of The Greeter is Gone!

     Well tonight I went to Wal-mart with something to return. I had no receipt which is typical of me as I never can keep up with them. I think the main reason is when I buy something I usually don't purchase it with the intention of just bringing it back. This particular purchase however was coming back as the wife decided she did not want it. In we walk and begin the wait. After about 10 minutes of waiting and talking to a couple of the probably 15 people we saw that we knew I decided I was tired of waiting on the greeter to tag my item and I left it with the wife and entered requesting that a cashier watch us walk on in with the product so as to not be accused of thieving it. Only I was surprised when the cashier told me to come on in that they didn't do that anymore. The day of the greeter is over at wal-mart. At least our Wal-Mart it is. 
     I find it interesting that I miss this... Here is why, all of my life I have actually been annoyed by the presence of the Wal-Mart greeter, they hassled you coming in and going out it seemed. Now that they are gone however, it feels like there is some hole that now needs to be filled? Who will pester me on the way in now? Aside from that though is this really the right decision for Wal-Mart? Is the economy so bad that they cannot afford to pay an old person to stand there and make sure no one is stealing, because lets face it that was their real job anyway. There is no one to hit the panic button anymore! It would appear a lot easier for people to steal or falsely return items to the store. What are your thought?